I’m almost disappointed no one saw all those eggplants fall on me at Whole Foods this morning.

DEFINITELY not the eggplant I wanted
As a petite gal, grocery shopping can be something of an adventure in comic timing. It’s also a good time to practice my decision-making skills. Is xyz worth the reach? I guess you could look at it as a metaphor for dating. Or life—whichever one takes up more real estate in your brain.
But wow. There is nothing quite like when you take a risk, get on your tip-toes to grope around for that Good Eggplant you think you saw, only to wind up overwhelmed by a whole bunch of “Not the eggplant I wanted.”
Anyone agree with me on this?

This is cool!
I literally “lol”‘d reading this. At 5′, I feel you on this one! Been there. Also, that eggplant is hilar.!
Haha so you know exactly how it is! I wish I could say I’d taken that eggplant picture because I’d have had to glue eyes on it or something!
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